Okeydokes, time to go be Ro and battle demons in the streets that are frolicking with wallets and FroYo and stop trying to build an Archaeologist/Moon Oracle Catfolk for Egyptian-land that we are not playing

I’m gonna roll to slice the bread.
(via outofcontextdnd)

i should not have been told about the Egyptian setting for Pathfinder

i’ve been trying to figure out how i could have a Beastbrood with Catfolk stuff and/or a werejackal all afternoon now, and we’re not even going to play that story

my love of Egyptian mythology and table top gaming…bad mix ^^;

outofcontextdnd:

DM: The book is titled “The Philosopher’s Stone”.

Warrior: What’s a philosopher?

Rogue: Clearly not you.

"You’re going to put shadow creatures in his pants?!"

outofcontextdnd:

That’s actually all the context there was.

Fighting the Calzone Golem

outofcontextdnd:

Bandit: “So, we’re about to die via pastry monster…”

DM: “It’s an entree!”

Bandit: “It’s all the same to me!”

Explaining how “Speak With Plants” works to a new player

outofcontextdnd:

It’s essentially “I am Groot: The Spell”

amx004qubeley:

ninastestanin:

christmas-type-furret:

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

Holy shit ._.

NO!!!!

amx004qubeley:

ninastestanin:

christmas-type-furret:

This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god.

Holy shit ._.

NO!!!!

pumpkinappearifier:

DnD is a serious game.

Customizing Help Required.

adorkabledemon:

Yo Tumblr. I’ve decided that I want to add more red to my Lizzie Hearts doll. So, I need help in choosing the proper red to add. If you have customized a doll and have a Lizzie Hearts, please please please tell me the best match for her red and where you got it. Thanks.

Question mark so y’all can answer: ?

Wish I could help, but alas, I have no Lizzie :(

So signal boosting to help! Even if you just have a Lizzie and some various red hanks of hair, do a comparison shot to help find a suitable match please and thank you!